Are you ready to have ‘a ravenous appetite for impossible standards and dogmatic feelings of victimisation?’

Well then you need to watch this step-by-step guide for how to become gluten intolerant (if you aren’t actually physically intolerant of gluten. If you are, none of this mickey taking applies to you).

JP Sears – the silken-haired Axl Rose in the video – is a self-described “emotional healing coach, international teacher, world traveller, and curious student of life”.

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